Things must be pretty desperate in Nebraska

Here's a rather amusing bit of news that was posted this week on the US Water News Website - http://www.uswaternews.com - about a couple of wiseguy water lawyers in Nebraska who filed an application to appropriate water recently discovered on Mars.

What would H.G. Wells think? Two veterans of the Great Plains water wars staked a legal claim recently to a new source of water — on Mars. "It's the best $10 we've ever spent," said attorney Don Blankenau of Lincoln. Blankenau and colleague Tom Wilmoth filed their permit application for Martian water with the Nebraska Department of Natural Resources, paid a $10 filing fee and went back to work. Mischief accomplished. The Phoenix Mars Lander this week touched and tasted Martian water for the first time. "We saw the story in the newspaper, looked at each other and said, 'Let's file an application to claim the water,'" Blankenau said. The men seek to tap water flowing in Martian rivers, not in reservoirs, and deliver it to Earth via an interplanetary pipeline. The eventual use of the water — domestic, irrigation or manufacturing — would be figured out later. Blankenau and Wilmoth noted that it could take 1,000 years to build the pipeline. Water might be delivered to Earth by Jan. 1, 3010, they said. They anticipate significant capital, operating and maintenance costs. "A private, state, federal funding partnership is likely," they wrote. Wilmoth said they made the claim during a summer lull in Nebraska's water wars.

Too bad Tucson Water didn't think of this.